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OMG! this just read the FUNNIEST H/D crack fic!

Five Times Draco Malfoy's Cowardice Saved the Wizarding World by kantayra

Summary: And that set Draco off all over again. There would be no more haunted symphonies. There would be no more Quidditch games. There would be no more outings to bakeries or knitting tea cozies or afternoons spent at his mother’s favorite hairdresser. Instead, there was going to be killing and blood and gory stuff that made Draco’s stomach upset. “Ohmigod!” he squeaked. “I don’t think I can be a Death Eater! I think I have an allergy!”